Friday, July 03, 2009
We are closing at 4 pm on July 3rd......
In an effort to honor our great nation- and beat some of the holiday traffic- we will be closing Friday July 3rd at 4 pm. We will be open on Monday July 6th at our customary 8 am. (Who works harder than us........?) We sure hope you enjoy your holiday weekend- and enjoy the blog.
From our corporate offices just down the street from the Northwest Ohio Windfarm- comes this week's Top Ten List:
Top Ten Ways to Know The Government doesn't want you to collect cards anymore....
10. New "Cap in Cards" legislation gets passed....
9. New Al Gore proposal mandates building new windmills out of old baseball cards....
8. Somebody who resembles Al Gore comes to your house and takes your cards for windmill project....
7. Hundreds of collectors are injured as they refuse to let go of their cards and fall from windmills....
6. Government bails out Topps- and immediately makes special "U.S. Senators Set" which is very popular with no one...(The Supreme Court autographed inserts are well received however......)
5. In what is widely suspected as a bailout for the dentistry industry- special Government action puts "extra hard gum" back in wax packs....
4. New government regulations specify Cuban cards as enemy combatants and in a related statement- "Rubber banding cards" now considered unreasonable form of torture......
3. SCD is replaced with government owned "Windmills Today".....(Coaches Corner has 26 page auction in issue #1)
2. New government proposal makes it a goal to "Move card collectors into the mainstream" by showing them the benefits of collecting normal stuff like unemployment and food stamps......
1. "In God We Trust" replaced with "Don't Collect Cards" on newly printed U.S. currency.........
Thanks for reading!